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The Sneaky King 

When you bang a chick doggy style and eat an entire bk whopper without her noticing.
"I tried to duke her like The Sneaky King.
She found out later when i went and spilled my onion rings."
The Sneaky King by bobby obvious January 27, 2014

Pasty Swag King 

When you are a pasty albino cunt with the face of a potato cross pug but still command the respect of the whole crew and any bypassing women. Most likely a god at footy who can bag 10 in 100 point loss.
What a fucking goal by Jack Riewoldt, he is the Pasty Swag King!!! Grab me a beer mate
Pasty Swag King by Fish daddy June 26, 2015

Fist of the Beast King 

A phrase usually said by someone before proceeding to punch another person's vagina. Most commonly used during sexual intercourse.
"Fist of the Beast King..." Andrew muttered under his breath, before punching Maggie's vagina.
Fist of the Beast King by GaryOak555 December 19, 2015

reverse sea king 

When you finish a fight with a single blow that causes the formation of rain clouds.
Did you watch All Mights fight earlier? I got drenched after that reverse Sea King.
reverse sea king by GrunkleDan June 15, 2016

@long-far-king-last 

An SMS-way of saying "At long fucking last!"
Metallica @ Twitter: We have just released our new album, guys!
A fan: @long-far-king-last! Not long before the second comin', for Christ's sake!

the sunrise kingdom 

1: I love the sunrise kingdom!
2: Fucking weeaboo