Accordion dick

An uncircumcised penis

I heard she broke up with Ralph after she saw his accordion dick.

by The dentist February 24, 2014

dick shoe

One who feels he has the positional authority to be an asshole, even though it's not in the job description, i.e. every boss you've ever had.

He's making my life hell for no reason! What a dick shoe.

by Bob Dickshoe October 28, 2009

hairy dick

What you get when your mom or dad is a sasquatch or when you have sex with a hairy pussy

Jack-i have a hairy dick
Jim- why
Jack- well my girl friend has a hairy pussy and one thing led to another and now i have a hairy dick.

by Awesomenam December 5, 2014

dick present

When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the foreskin, and the dick head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.

Sean sometimes gives himself a dick present while taking a dump.

by Cman February 28, 2006

Dick Switch

A switch that randomly enables a man to turn into a "dick"

1. Did you just turn your dick switch on?

2. I thought Jack was an idiot, did he just turn his dick switch off?

by shisms May 12, 2010

dick sucking

when you ALWAYS around or talking to somebody.

always have their name in your mouth.

"Damn, that boy is always looking fly, i think he soooo sexy.." said Mya "Damn Mya, Why you dick sucking"

by Wiifaa. November 1, 2008

crack dick

when someone buys illigal drugs, and is a dick about it.

yeah well im going to call the cops you fucking crack dick.

by ur bother June 8, 2010