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shimmy fart

v. to leave an akward event or situation.
Shit was about to get real, so they shimmy farted before the cops came.
by Faker He-Man September 7, 2011
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Weiner Fart

The traitorous little puff of air that squeezes out the tip of the when it's been tucked too tight, sucked too sloppy, or pressed too passionately into forbidden crevices. Often mistaken for a curse or a call for help, but sometimes a fun icebreaker.
I was grinding on him so hard I thought they moaned, but nope - their dick totally just let out a Weiner Fart.

The first time I heard Katy Perry sing "like a hard candy with a surprise center" I knew she was totally talking about a Weiner Fart.
by ol_flirty_bastrd June 15, 2025
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Fart Dart

When your fart comes out really fast, and smells bad, but does not make any noise
Ewww.... he made a fart dart
by Yellow jenkins February 8, 2017
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Fart Sloosh

The act of ones fart being the consistency of a sloosh. A sloosh is relatively similar to a 7/11 icee, liquid diarrhea, and soggy snow. A fart sloosh only occurs to the slooshiest of slooshies.
"Yo did you hear Avery had a fart sloosh today?!"
by Literally can't even. April 17, 2020
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Kingdom farts

Something moon mom just tried to search that didn't exist on here
Luna searched Kingdom farts and found nothing. It was sad
by Talkohbell44 January 5, 2022
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Himalayan Pussy Fart

Usually only performed by the gutterious of all gutter sluts, the "Himalayan Pussy Fart" is exactly what it sounds like, and its historically been used as a sort of S.O.S, sending not only a message to be heard but also smelt, in the rare occasion the recipient is my def friend.
Pam climbed higher and higher to the very top of the mountain and let loose a massive " Himalayan Pussy Fart " she'd been storing deep in her bowels ever since she was a child in the hope's of it being carried far far down the mountain side where sum poor, innocent, undeserving, possibly def passerby might smell/hear her desperate call and send help...
by RB Money June 28, 2022
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right fart

if there can be a right whale, i can have right farts...!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!
john cleared out the room, but it was nevertheless a right fart

i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!

my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!
by michael foolsley January 30, 2010
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