John Craig

an AMAZING athlete,

A great dad- spoils their kids
HES HANDSOME

me: Oh look! Theres the famous athlete John Craig!!

Bob: OMG im his biggest fan!!

by glowinqxevie May 01, 2021

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Sloppy John

A sloppy joe on a hotdog bun.

We've only got hotdog buns so I guess we're having sloppy johns tonight.

by jakestl July 06, 2018

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John eleven

Standard 4

“Ah huh, I’d stab it” that’s a John eleven

by Towls1 July 11, 2024

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John Samples

A very attractive man that is to into his self that steals everyone's cars and sales drugs and trys to beat everyone up. He is a whore and sleeps with every woman he meets.

Hey you know John samples!

Yeah he my drug dealer.
Oh so John samples is the man to call for drugs...

by Everywhoreubeenwith April 28, 2024

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John long middle school

Worst middle school in chapel. Girls get dress coded for having there stomach,shoulders, or backs show and emo bitches be wearing stripper boots, dog collars, piercings all in they face and don’t get spoken too. School is full of liberal ass kids and fake bitches. Every guy there has abused or raped there girl.

U go to John long Middle school?Yeah it’s the worst school ever I was raped by my ex.

by Cumsock3829 September 07, 2021

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