cock arm

an abnormality where your arm is a huge penis

quit fucking judy with your arm

by insanesniperx August 29, 2005

cock candy

sexual penal pleasure for those that aquire it

Damn lil moma come get some of this good cock candy.

by Money mike January 25, 2005

crappy cock

Gay person. B/C they fuck ppl up the ass they have a crappy cock.

by Anonymous April 21, 2003

cock licking

my fucking penis is wet and juicy oo baby i feel pleasure

by yoyo chung July 7, 2003

cock mongel

this is a kid that seems nomal on the out side but when he stays the night at your house he jacks you off wile you asleep an when you ejaculate he gargles your cum, spits it on your chest then gives you a dirty sanchez an when you wake he says that it was your dog

cody:dude some one blew ther load on me and gave me a dirty sanchez

drew:wasnt me man it must ov been your dog

cody:why is ther jizz on your cheek an you finger smell like ass?

drew:huh?

cody:you fucking cock mongel(cody beats drew's ass)

by coleton and josh June 26, 2007

cock block

when bastards stop you from slipping the hot pork salad into the sweet honeywagon of female love

me and my broham were mackin' hoes on his bed and some drunk pecker-puffers totally cock blocked us........then we pepper sprayed their pre-fucked asses

by Troy Edmisten January 9, 2004

cock block

a cock block is one hell of an ugly mother fucker that knows he/she cant get ANY... not even from a lepricon so they hang around people about to fuck

victom of the block: dude, your room mate is a fucking COCK BLOCK!!!
depresed room mate: yea i know, lets take him out back and beat him with rocks then with our dicks

by victim of the blockage October 21, 2003