A fast food joint that, like Dairy Queen, gives so few fries that you have to order like 3 larges to make it worthwhile. Like the food is good but the lack of fries is infuriating.

I went to Burger King and paid $5 for a small handful of fries. What a rip off.

Burger King by splashykoy11 June 3, 2026

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Stability King

A person with the aura of a King that is able to keep a specific or unspecific lab stable even better than a Captain of Stability (per say). This man is usually recognized as a master of his craft and can outrank most Stability levels (Like Captain) at any given time. Often is referred to by other nick names like; Lab Alpha, Lab King, and sometimes Basic Analyst.

Stability King, that was amazing! No way Captain Stability could have ever pulled that off!!

Stability King by Stability King June 19, 2026

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Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!

Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs. by cammi629 April 18, 2010

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Tee-bag King

1 Someone who is inpossible to tee-bag, a true ben
2 The champion of a game of tee-bag

"I'll shoot you in the fuckin' face and tee-bag your eyes" -Tee-bag king youtube MW2

Tee-bag King by Ghost412 July 28, 2011

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