A very attractive man that is to into his self that steals everyone's cars and sales drugs and trys to beat everyone up. He is a whore and sleeps with every woman he meets.
Hey you know John samples!
Yeah he my drug dealer.
Oh so John samples is the man to call for drugs...
Yeah he my drug dealer.
Oh so John samples is the man to call for drugs...
by Everywhoreubeenwith April 28, 2024
Worst middle school in chapel. Girls get dress coded for having there stomach,shoulders, or backs show and emo bitches be wearing stripper boots, dog collars, piercings all in they face and don’t get spoken too. School is full of liberal ass kids and fake bitches. Every guy there has abused or raped there girl.
by Cumsock3829 September 07, 2021
by rengaed August 10, 2020
The name given to pictures with the character SpongeBob SquarePants in the artstyle of The Simpsons.
by Masquarade August 06, 2017
John Murphy is a sweet caring young man who loves to spread joy and love! He pooped his pants in mcdonald’s while fucking ali mac!!! He has dookie stains on his underwear and when he bends over u can see his bum bum!! He loves to suck on big mommy milkers! His favorite food is burgers yum yum yummy!! HEE LOVES HIS MOMMY MOMMY AND HIS BUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John Murphy is fat!!
by pussyfuxker<33 November 19, 2022
Well he has a two word name which is pretty cool, along with the fact that John David’s are generally nice guys with blue eyes and brown hair. They will most likely lose in a fight although they generally good with video game fights. John David’s are good human beings.
by Yourmumthersdestroyer January 04, 2022
by Gabbanga February 12, 2025