When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
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PERSON 1:"Hey baby, why do you have a death grip on a razor blade, a marble, a rock, a can of chew, glue, a piece of cheese, a paint brush, a snake & a blue marker?"
PERSON 2: "Wow! I didn't realize I had a case of the PROJI-HANDS?!"
PERSON 2: "Wow! I didn't realize I had a case of the PROJI-HANDS?!"
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Get the tiktok hands mug.If someone says you have Lawyer Hands it means you're not a handy man.
You have soft hands, like a girl. Not rough hands, like a working man, that fixes things around the house.
You most likely play video games all day and can't even build a lego set.
You have soft hands, like a girl. Not rough hands, like a working man, that fixes things around the house.
You most likely play video games all day and can't even build a lego set.
Foo 1: we need help with this flat tire, call Edgar!
Foo 2: nah that bitch got lawyer hands, he probably doesn't even know what a jack is!
Foo 1: this Foo!
Foo 2: this Foo!
Foo 2: nah that bitch got lawyer hands, he probably doesn't even know what a jack is!
Foo 1: this Foo!
Foo 2: this Foo!
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