drug dog scam

a classic scam used by police officers to get probable cause for warrantless search and seizure and/or arrest.

First, they ask permission to search your property (for example, a car or backpack). You say no because you have rights. Then they bring a dog around to sniff your property. Regardless of what the dog does, they claim that the dog has detected drugs, explosives, or a body. At that point, you may be under arrest, and anything you have can be seized, and possibly never returned, under Civil Asset Forfeiture laws.

Dude: "Hey did you hear about how Ethel Hylton's life savings and insurance settlement were confiscated at an airport and never returned?"

Guy: "Bullshit."

Dude: "For real, it was a drug dog scam. Google that shit!"

Guy: "Damn, that's fucked up."

by pseudoanonymous July 4, 2009

road hot dog

Similar to a "road taco" but it's the girl giving the boy head while driving down the road.

Hilary gave Matt a road hot dog while driving home.

by freakyjazzy November 27, 2009

Idaho Chili-Dog

1. (noun) An Idaho Chili-Dog is the result of some Male Correctional Facility "love" within a restroom stall right after the receiver finishes moving his bowels.

2. (noun) An Idaho Chili-Dog is a result of anal sex after the female has finished taking a dump (preferably before she wipes) or before she has time to clean her anal area.

Dennis got a nasty Idaho Chili-Dog after his cell mate had diarreah.

I was so horny I fucked her in the ass before she had time to wash, and wound up with an Idaho Chili-Dog.

by Raw Diggem AKA Dick Hardagin October 20, 2010

Hot-Dog Bunning

Hot-dog bunning is when you stick your dick in between someone's ass cheeks so it looks like a hot dog in a bun.

I was fucking a girl and I wanted to surprise her afterwards, so I squeezed my dick between her ass cheeks and took a picture. She said it sorta looked like a hot-dog. Hot-dog bunning has become a running gag in our house now.

by DeJango March 18, 2014

Hot Dog Ride

A game of strength and determination played by hot dog and mountain sport enthusiasts around the world. The game involves a mountain sport of choice (snowboarding, skiing, mountain biking, sledding) where the object of the game is to hold a hot dog in between your buttocks cheeks, down the mountain without a) piercing the skin of the hot dog or b) dropping the hot dog. The game can be played with a variety of hot dogs and sausages, but it is primarily based upon the local cased meat of choice. Loser has to eat the winners hot dog, while still warm, without the addition of condiments.

An alternative scoring system was developed in North Eastern United States where the internal temperature of the hot dog is measured before and after the ride to give extra bonus points, accordingly.

"Dude, sick Hot Dog Ride! You nubbed that kicker and the casing is still in premo shape!"

"Broheim, your H-Dog is hotter than your blood temperature at 100.4degF. Extra Double Bonus points brah!!"

"Dawg, check his grundle for hand warmers!"

by Jonas B. December 16, 2013

liquid prairie dog

Prairie Dogging that turns out to be diarrhea.

I almost didn't make it to the toilet after I had a liquid prairie dog in the hotel lobby

by Mike6331 March 6, 2015

Dog Pound Bagpipe

Dog Pound Bag Pipe: essentially the same as a Rusty Trombone however the girl also squeezes your belly until you fart.

I was getting a rimmer but because of the Mexican food it turned into a Dog Pound Bagpipe.

by Sidney Jack November 27, 2016