Ape Cum 

A very delicious drink, Sweet yet salty. Great for your heart and soul.

1: Jacey The Horse loves to drink ape cum
2: Jacey: Neighhh!! I would like a bottle of ape cum please."

Ape Cum by Steve Jackson23 January 17, 2010

OBT cum guzzling thunder cunt

A variation of cum guzzling thunder cunt made to be even more insulting by adding the fact that you work on OBT (Orange Bolssom Trl. in Orlando) which is know around Central FL for it's vast numbers of prostitutes

Kid 1: Dude your such a douche!
Kid 2: Well, your a cum guzzling thunder cunt
Kid 1: Your an OBT cum guzzling thunder cunt
Kid 2:............

OBT cum guzzling thunder cunt by CarbonTheory June 1, 2009

raccoon cum 

A Hallucinogen, it has a psychodelic effect on humans, with no known side effects, also known as Raccoon semen it is quite hard to obtain for ethical reasons, but is completely legal.

Tom- where can i get some raccoon cum

Dave- i dont know check with your dealer

raccoon cum by the yup April 16, 2013

Invisible Cum 

Invisible Cum, when a 11-13yr old boy cums it wont be visible but will be slimy and touchable.

I have Invisible Cum

Invisible Cum by Chubbicle February 24, 2019

Wizard's Cum 

Better than the bee's knees or the dog's bollocks by an order of magnitude.

Jimi Hendrix's guitar playing is, quite simply, the Wizard's Cum.

Wizard's Cum by Condog2 July 24, 2012

Ketchup Pre-Cum 

The liquidy substance that comes out of the bottle before the ketchup

Some fucking ketchup pre-cum got on my fries and I'm pissed

Ketchup Pre-Cum by Charizarddd June 13, 2015

Spicy Hot Cum Shot

When you pour sriracha into your penis before you cum. Preferably during intercourse

"Tim gave Sarah a Spicy Hot Cum Shot. She's been blind for months!"

Spicy Hot Cum Shot by TheGreatWisdom77 December 15, 2018