super ultra mega cum shot 

when a guy cum shots in a girl's ass three times in a row, and then the girl farts and the cum flies all over the place.

Dude, i super ultra mega cum shot Rebecca last night, some of it got into my eye.

super ultra mega cum shot by prostaho69 May 20, 2007

Cottage Cum 

When the off product of sexual activity after orgasm is chunky, like cottage cheese.

Everything was going great until she cottage cummed all over my backpack...not cool man.

Cottage Cum by 7brett7 March 2, 2008

Ape Cum 

A very delicious drink, Sweet yet salty. Great for your heart and soul.

1: Jacey The Horse loves to drink ape cum
2: Jacey: Neighhh!! I would like a bottle of ape cum please."

Ape Cum by Steve Jackson23 January 17, 2010

OBT cum guzzling thunder cunt

A variation of cum guzzling thunder cunt made to be even more insulting by adding the fact that you work on OBT (Orange Bolssom Trl. in Orlando) which is know around Central FL for it's vast numbers of prostitutes

Kid 1: Dude your such a douche!
Kid 2: Well, your a cum guzzling thunder cunt
Kid 1: Your an OBT cum guzzling thunder cunt
Kid 2:............

OBT cum guzzling thunder cunt by CarbonTheory June 1, 2009

raccoon cum 

A Hallucinogen, it has a psychodelic effect on humans, with no known side effects, also known as Raccoon semen it is quite hard to obtain for ethical reasons, but is completely legal.

Tom- where can i get some raccoon cum

Dave- i dont know check with your dealer

raccoon cum by the yup April 16, 2013

Invisible Cum 

Invisible Cum, when a 11-13yr old boy cums it wont be visible but will be slimy and touchable.

I have Invisible Cum

Invisible Cum by Chubbicle February 24, 2019

Wizard's Cum 

Better than the bee's knees or the dog's bollocks by an order of magnitude.

Jimi Hendrix's guitar playing is, quite simply, the Wizard's Cum.

Wizard's Cum by Condog2 July 24, 2012