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Brown Samurai

A brown samurai is the code name of "shit", this name is very well known amongst people that communicate with a certain slav individual.
OMFG DUDE! The brown samurai is loosing his patience. Im going to be back in 10 minutes.
Brown Samurai by Elmo bg May 2, 2009

Brown Shlong 

I got a brown shlong from this girl
BROWN
Verb (Brown, Browns, Browned, Browning)

The action of, and seeking pleasure by, deceiving someone through a careful architecture of pre-planned lies. However, some browns (lies) can be spontaneous. The 'browner' (liar) is a master of deceit, manipulation and skulduggery.

• (brown one's way into/out of) get oneself into or out of a situation by lying (browning) : you lied (browned) your way in to keeping this job by implying you were actually doing work.
• (of a thing) present a false impression; be deceptive : the camera cannot lie (brown).
Morning:

TERRY: James, did you pay that money you owed me into my bank account?

JAMES: Yeah of course mate, I did it a couple of days ago

TERRY: Thanks.

Afternoon:

TERRY: I Spoke to James this morning and he said he'd paid me back that money I leant him. I just checked my balance and he hasn't.

NORMAN: Do you think he would brown you?

TERRY: Yeah, he must of, he's blatantly world's biggest browner.
Brown by Neo-Dictionary April 22, 2011

Low Brown 

an affectionate term to describe our "high yellow" brothas and sistas
She's a low brown sista from the block. Not to be confused with that girl they call Jenny from the Block. You actually have to be black to be shown this affection, not just have a big butt with a million dollar insurance policy.
Low Brown by Miss Melis August 15, 2005

cafe brown eye

(Noun) an individual of the human race's anus or butt hole or asshole
I'm itching Steve.
Where Kevin?
At Cafe Brown Eye!

double brown bagger 

A term for a girl so ugly you need a brown bag for her ugly ass face and one for you because you will be so embarresed
Wow Oprah is such a double brown bagger, but i still hit it shes rich