jack ongman

The hottest guy on the fucking planet 😍

Friend 1- I wanna meet a hot guy

Friend 2- Go talk to jack ongman

Friend 1- shit he’s too hot

by Jack ongman May 12, 2018

Jack

A certain man that is everything a woman looks for. His IQ is genius and he has a very dark sense of humour but will love and protect his partner to the ends of the Earth. You can trust him with anything and you’ll be well rewarded - his cock is HUGE! Meeting a man like Jack will mess with your head and, if you’re lucky enough to date him, he’ll mess up your insides too 😈

Girl 1: I’m dating Jack now *smiles*
Girl 2: I’ll make sure we take you to hospital to have your ovaries put back in place *laughs*
Girl 3: No fair! I wanted to ride that monster cock!

by JayTralock June 8, 2019

jack nims

An Asian boi who likes to say moist and has this weird one hand dance. Also has a large phopa.

Did you see that dude he was totally acting like a jack Nims.

by Datboiiiiiiiiiii12345678999999 November 15, 2017

Jack Cutler

1. a fuckboy
2. the biggest Jasckass that is on the planet the sits on everyone's feelings cuz he wants to fuck everyone's ass

"Have you seen Jack Cutler?"
"Yeah. I saw him with a big group of whores."
"WHAT??? He told me he was SINGLE!!!!"
"You should go kick his micropenis all to hell."

by jackthecutter November 13, 2019

buck jack

A word the can be used to describe any event.

" Girl, I got this weave in today and it fell out, I was like this shit is buck jack!"

by Michael LaTour April 20, 2008

Jack

The name of a man with small penis

Jack had a tiny penis

by Neggy559 October 15, 2018

Jack

a guy who comes along in ur life and takes u out of a really dark place, shows u how to deal with ur mental health ; sadly u start to rely on this person. he meets ur whole family and they all love him and u promise them that he isn’t like the other guys who have mentally abused u or lied and cheated, but then shockingly starts to use u and cannot decide if he likes u or not. cheats on his gf and then won’t stop talking about her to u, which obviously really hurts u because u really like him, then he finally decides that he does like u and decides to ask u to be his girlfriend after 7 long months of back and forth and u date for a month and 2 days and he breaks up with u because he wants to be free and explore everything else, during ur relationship he would comment on this one specific girls posts and u would ask him not to because u didn’t like it but he still did and he would ditch u to go and meet her without telling u which was dodgy, but u weren’t controlling because u knew he was controlled in the past and didn’t wanna be that bitch so u let him but then come to find out that after he has broken up with u he has “developed” feelings for this girl and now u have to do a whole ass musical w him and pretend like u don’t wanna cry ur eyes out every 20 seconds. he has a wondering eye and is always trying to find “better” soooo u j deal w it and pretend like nothing happened cause YOURE A BAD BITCH

“oh u know jack the one who has a new girl every week”

by if.u.cant.tell. April 12, 2020