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Do jack shit

House chores and that kinda shitb
I'm tired of my husband asking me to do jack shit when I was pregnant
by Avril1989 June 20, 2018
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Jack

A guy who you love and hate at the same time. He will treat you like a queen then will leave you for someone else. He will be so in to
you one day then have no interest in you at all the next. He is so gorgeous and so perfect. But he also sucks and will break your heart. He is also gay for the homies. He also can be so dry at times. It obvious when he loses feelings. He is very sweet at times. I love him so much. I hate him.
Day 1: I love Jack

Day 2: I hate Jack
by Small pp parking August 5, 2022
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Jack Wagon

slang insult commonly used to describe a ridiculous, nonsensical idiot. The term originated in the west being used to describe the transportation system for prostitutes , hoes, tricks , scalawags, bitches and nappy headed hoes
Out west you better not get caught out in the Jack wagon.
by Charliefyffe December 12, 2018
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JUMPIN JACK FLESHLIGHT FORUM

The act of performing 69 but with a Fleshlight on his pole. This athletic act is performed on the bed standing up and slowly jumping at a quickening pace. Near climax the Fleshlight is quickly disposed of and his donger is deepthroated and his love juice is deposited down her throat. Optional feature for experience Forum members. Timing a double climax is the ultimate finishing to this event. This is when both participants time their orgasm and she delivers a nice spray spritzer on his face.
When me and misses where in Waikiki, we stayed on the beach and banged all weekend long. On the final night I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum and we both exploded. It was sooo hot!
by Sonnyd2022 June 18, 2022
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Jack and Jack

The act of engaging in mutual masturbation with a bro while eating a jack fruit, a popular meat substitute.
Guy 1: Yo man, had a great session with my bro last night.
Guy 2: Oh word?
Guy 1: Yeah man, had a good jack and jack.
Guy 2: Bro, jack fruits are lit.
by Corey in Dallas house December 1, 2018
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The Jack-Zone

This is the darkest pits of the friend zone. Once you are put in there, you will never return.
"Lily put Jason in The Jack-Zone."
by Lilza_09 August 19, 2023
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Jack Robinson

A hard guy with a mission
Oh look it’s jack Robinson I swear him and his brother have shower sex
by Musselburgh young team October 18, 2021
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