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Dick Fart

1) A small amount of air leaving the urethra, more commonly known as a quaof.

2) A way to slander someone who is closely related to a neanderthal. Someone who is incompetent, useless, braindead, and seems to have no use to the human race whatsoever.
3)During coitus when a man ejaculates on/inside a woman; his penis made a dick fart.
1)I went to go urinate the other day and it ended up only being a dick fart.
2) Jee wilikers, your very essence has dick fart written all over it. I wouldn’t be surprised if the sperm that carried you to your mother was a dick fart. You are most definitely a few chromosomes short of an average person.
3) “Oh My god you just had a huge dick fart. I’m so sticky now. You know I rather have your dick fart in my mouth than on my thigh!”
by Badfarmer December 18, 2020
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by bigsexymf6969 November 8, 2020
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Mega fart

When you stand on your head and wait for the mega fart to rise and then fire it out like the god of war if you poop its a win win
Sorry I'm late i was doing some mega farts
by anonymous November 10, 2020
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Fart

A type of gas or liquid that comes out of your ass.
Damn my Fart almost went through my pants
by Masterblaster509 November 11, 2020
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Fart

by Princess pink12345 November 12, 2020
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Slush fart

It’s that one shit, where it comes on so suddenly you know it’s going to be like hot diarrhea shots but you didn’t realized that the backsplash was gonna paint your inner thighs and escape the confines of the toilet bowl. Also known as the Jamaican Milkshake.
OMG! I can’t believe how many times I’ve had to clean the shush fart off the toilet seat. I hope grandpa realizes that he shit slush fart all over his inner thighs.
by Bilder Bob November 15, 2020
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International Fart Day

International Fart Day takes place on October 19th.
“Dude guess what today is”
October 19th?”
“No, it’s International Fart Day”
by Marcusscus November 16, 2020
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