Fat face lie

A flabby ass fib

The dilettante politician oozed over to the podium, and started telling fat face lies.

by Shedoesntownadressherhairisalw December 13, 2021

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Fats

A very fat cat that usually is always sitting by her/his food bowl

A very nice kitty

Instead of meowing she/he squeaks

Your cat is definitely a fats

by Mushrootle March 17, 2017

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Fat Tongue

When you drink a little and end up swallowing your words

My friend, Jacob, had a few beers and ended up with a “fat tongue” tonight— slurring his words and everything…

by Jfirestone December 9, 2022

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Fat Ass

Someone that eats ice cream by themselves

I know it hurts to have broken up, but you don't have to be a Fat Ass

by UnimportantRightOfPassage October 27, 2022

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rats get fat

Fuck Head

He is a real rats get fat

by Bill Jokins November 19, 2017

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The only movement that doesn't move.

Want to get cancer, heart diseases and liver diseases? Then join this movement. Oh wait, I forgot to say, it's women-only, even if most obese people are men. Oh sorry, how offensive from me. I meant to say plus-size.

Stacy: My life sucks. I want to commit suicide...but there are no bridges in the town...
Lucy: You can just join the Fat acceptance movement, they will give you cancer and dozens of heart diseases.
Stacy: Okay thanks!

by LegacyFilet March 6, 2024

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