dirty dog cunt

A fucking dirty scoundrel, words to describe someone worse than a plain dog or cunt.

"Your a fucken dirty dog cunt mate", "Fuck off outa here".

by aussie bloke September 7, 2006

drug dog scam

a classic scam used by police officers to get probable cause for warrantless search and seizure and/or arrest.

First, they ask permission to search your property (for example, a car or backpack). You say no because you have rights. Then they bring a dog around to sniff your property. Regardless of what the dog does, they claim that the dog has detected drugs, explosives, or a body. At that point, you may be under arrest, and anything you have can be seized, and possibly never returned, under Civil Asset Forfeiture laws.

Dude: "Hey did you hear about how Ethel Hylton's life savings and insurance settlement were confiscated at an airport and never returned?"

Guy: "Bullshit."

Dude: "For real, it was a drug dog scam. Google that shit!"

Guy: "Damn, that's fucked up."

by pseudoanonymous July 4, 2009

What the dog did

When the dog has taken a breath mint from one of King Bach's friends.

King Bach: What da dog doin?
Bachs friend: He took a mint from me

Bachs other friend: I can't believe what the dog did

by An average funny guy June 27, 2021

Alabama Cozy Dog

The act of rubbing two penis’s together until they ejaculate onto one another much like dry humping or tit fucking.

I was with my friend last night and we both had a major boner so we had an Alabama Cozy Dog.

by Crazybird69 May 18, 2021

Frank Louisa's Dog

The Dog of a famous Orphan Fight Club (OFC) Fighter which she often used to practice her punches. Her Dog Eventually became very saggy and droopy and died of his wounds at the ripe old age of 4. He was buried by Frank Louisa a day after a he died.

Frank Louisa's dog gets very offended when people misgender Frank Louisa for a boy. She is infact a girl.

by Hot Cute April 21, 2019

Artic Sled Dog

an artic sled dog occurs during sex when the male partner sticks an ice cube in the females anus and then smacks her on the ass hard enough to crush the ice cube before it melts while yelling mush at the top of his lungs

artic sled dog

by D-Rok1982 March 25, 2012

Ass Crack of Dog

When your dog wakes you up at 5:00 AM with his butt in your face.

I'm exhausted still after having woken up at the ass crack of dog... At least I had plenty of time to shower.

by saffirepulse July 8, 2018