chode poker

a person who pokes little kid wieners

"Dude she's a chode poker,she poked my cousin Bartholomew's dick"

by Jiffystuff2 September 8, 2016

GT poser

A fisherman with all the bells and whistles for catching caranix iginobilis and doesn't know how to use it!

Wow! You have a shimano stella, high performance japan rod and 20yds... that is all you can cast? You're such a GT poser!

by 76Dragon September 7, 2016

Hater-poser

A hater who is also a poser. A person who hates on others because said person thinks he knows a lot about something (but he doesn't, he's more a poser ).

Not to be confused with "poser hater ", which is someone who hates on posers .

John: Hey I really like this style of music.

Adam: You don't even know who that artist is . (Gives a stink eye/hater look)

John: Adam is a hater-poser.

by Going back out August 23, 2016

Closet Poker

A man who plays Pokemon go in secret. Typically gay men with beards, and they are normally outdoors or sports type men. They can be spotted by their social media post denouncing Pokemon go, but secretly loving it.

Jesse is always dogging Pokemon Go on social medi, and I bet he's a Closet Poker who secretly loves men and Pokemon.

by Kenziel2323 August 1, 2016

Jordan Poser

When a douchebag wears a pair of Jordan basketball shoes, but not even playing basketball.

-Hey, nice Jordan shoes. Do you play basketball?
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.

by WrigleyWarrior August 13, 2016

shane pomeroy

A stupid chef who is still obsessed with Alyssa Johnson and he's really annoying tbh roller skating is his life and he must be blind because he can't see that some people like him and that annoys them and me and he thinks he's so cool but really he just has a big toe and makes pasta

Oh look Alyssa it's Shane pomeroy !
Ugh I don't wanna get back together for the 383848 time !

by Dudeilovedanhowell November 19, 2016

Mirano Poeran

The best kid in the world. He loves  and is a beast at CR (but Scottie beats him). He slaps wahahao and he raouks nigga's. Malik is black and Niki is doing weird shit at nyte. Tarun is a real troller and a busy kid (he likes tacos). Akshay is a good friend (but he likes giving head ig). And Pi is just a Pilayer (also known as PiMol). Sarwin is a botje, and Ryan is just Ryan. Mirano kills koeta sala's and eats masala. He gives poor people bakvet ice cream.

Mirano Poeran is a great person, his name means great clithead. So use him as a word.
"E.g.": "Youre just like a Mirano Poeran"

by Nigel Ossas January 11, 2017