sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit

To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.

The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.

by drumsofdeath March 11, 2009

It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs

Jeremy Lynch usually says it when it smells bad

His friend: (farts)

Jeremy Lynch: It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs

by Eejejejeje July 21, 2022

and i was like baby baby baby ohhh

A hilarious line from a song I don't know.

Meh: Listens to some random song**
Headphones: AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHH LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHH LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Meh: WHAT THE SUSSY VIBES IS THIS SONG (Make sure to look up what sussy vibes mean.)

by an orangutan who died on November 23, 2021

Ur next generation likes anal penetration

The absolute worst insult that has ever existed every time it is said a black hole opens up some where in the universe.

Tim: ur mom gay
John: ur dad lesbian
Tim: ur sister a mister
John: don't make me say it
Tim: do it, I dare you
John: ur next generation likes anal penetration.
Tim : (immediately disintegrates while screaming)

by Dingo dongiloid June 2, 2018

Butter your potato to your own liking

Originated from the brilliant scientist Dr. Michael Garrity as a metaphor advising people to live life on their own terms.

Shanny: I'm going to marry a Presbyterian.
Dr. Garrity: Butter your potato to your own liking my dear.

by Mohgzilla February 24, 2023

I don't like the cut of your Jib

An old expression showing a general dislike for somebody.

Dave: HUH?
Steve: I don't like the cut of your jib.

by Steef Murray November 14, 2007

If _____ was a boy it would like other boys

When a certain thing or person acts in a gay fashion (slang: Stupid; Idiotic, Jose), this phrase can take the place of one such as "You are a gay fag."

If I said "You are a gay person," "If _____ was a boy it would like other boys," could be substituted instead. For example "If Pikachu were a boy it would like other boy Pikachus."

by Bik Valbordo December 24, 2007