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Chris Brown 

A Singer/Dancer/Actor Who Is Sexy As Fuck.
Girl: Have You Seen Chris Brown's New Video?
Boy: What? Take You Down?
Girl: Yeah! He Looks So Freakin Hot In It! I Had An Orgasm Just Watching It!
Boy: Yeah Me Too! He Could Defo Take Me Down!
Girl: Back Off! He's Mine!
Boy: Get Off Him Biotch!

*Bitch Fight*
Chris Brown by MRSCHRiiSBROWN October 6, 2008

Brown Santa 

That's where you take a dump in a box, wrap it and put it under the tree. The best way to accomplish this to attend a Christmas party, bring a real gift and let every body know that it is yours so they will associate you with that gift. Then slip the Brown Santa under the tree without anybody watching.

This can be done at any party or celebration such as a birthday party or wedding, and with any inappropriate gift: vibrators, gay porn, roadkill and cremated remains.
You should have see the boss' face when he opened a Brown Santa.
Brown Santa by OldManD December 15, 2009

brown bag it 

another way of saying to rough it
if you're out camping someone asks do you wanna sleeping bag you reply nah i'll brown bag it
brown bag it by FatboyCJ September 9, 2008

brown brain 

A word for a pothead.
My friends uncle was a lifer, he smoked the sweet ganj every day of his entire existence, and one day he dropped dead.
After the autopsy, the doctors said his brain was brown.
That motherfucker will never stop smokin that shit. What up brownbrain?
brown brain by RicHARD September 23, 2003

Brown Lawn 

lighting a chick's bush on fire and patting it out real quick just to give it a lite singe.
we were dripping hot wax on each other's bushes, and I accidently caught hers on fire.....resulting in a brown lawn.
Brown Lawn by shawball October 31, 2003

Blownshift 

Bipolar. Insane in the membrane. Not right. Dim-witted. Imbecile.

See also: retarded, special, dumb, brandon.
Special Ed and Blownshift are brothers.
Blownshift by Brandon February 25, 2004