Girl: Have You Seen Chris Brown's New Video?
Boy: What? Take You Down?
Girl: Yeah! He Looks So Freakin Hot In It! I Had An Orgasm Just Watching It!
Boy: Yeah Me Too! He Could Defo Take Me Down!
Girl: Back Off! He's Mine!
Boy: Get Off Him Biotch!
That's where you take a dump in a box, wrap it and put it under the tree. The best way to accomplish this to attend a Christmas party, bring a real gift and let every body know that it is yours so they will associate you with that gift. Then slip the Brown Santa under the tree without anybody watching.
This can be done at any party or celebration such as a birthday party or wedding, and with any inappropriate gift: vibrators, gay porn, roadkill and cremated remains.
You should have see the boss' face when he opened a BrownSanta.
A word for a pothead.
My friendsuncle was a lifer, he smoked the sweet ganj every day of his entire existence, and one day he dropped dead.
After the autopsy, the doctors said his brain was brown.
That motherfucker willnever stop smokin that shit. What up brownbrain?