Five on one

A term for masterbation. As in you are playing five against one.

Where is Johnnie?

He is watching some midget porn and playing five on one.

by Nick Franocne September 13, 2006

Wub one out

Cover the sound of masturbation by playing loud, shitty dubstep.

A walks into B's apartment: "Man does your roommate really like dubstep?"
B: "Nah bro he's just about to wub one out."

by JoeShmoe24 July 6, 2013

xbox one x

An overpriced, useless piece of fucking shit trash that Microsoft is pushing because their underpowered sack of fuck failed miserably. This will, too, because it doesn't have ANY fucking video games for it.

Person 1: I think I'll buy an Xbox One X.

Person 2: Do you have Down's syndrome?

by Xbox One X Sucks November 6, 2017

Another One Bites The Dust

1) A song by Queen
2) The same thing happening to a lot of people

Example 1:
Person A: Another One Bites The Dust fucking amazing!

Person B: Yeah it is! One of Queens best songs ever
Example 2:

Person A: Remember how nice she used to be before she joined the "populars"
Person B:Yeah, Another one bites the dust😔

by RaybandRiri June 24, 2013

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

See Does a bear shit in the woods?

"She just bit my head off. She PMS-ing?"
"Do one legged ducks swim in circles?"

by redgyul September 23, 2004

Speak to me oh toothless one

The act or action of letting a fart rip.

Cruising down the strip with his homies. Eddie reaches over from the passenger seat and turns the stereo down while tilting to the right, his face turns red. A clear indication that something is about to escape. The passengers in the car know what is about to happen so they start chanting "speak to me oh toothless one" then it happens. A nice rectom release.

by Seimer December 18, 2006

Hit one

Telling someone to do something you do not want to do yourself.Usually out of fear of working longer.

(1)Did you hit one yet? (2)Are we picked up?I don't know why don't you hit one and find out.

by USSMCM February 6, 2007