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football pool eyes

Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .
Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers
by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023
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Dancing With Tears In My Eyes

Dancing with tears in my eyes
Weeping for the memory of a life gone by
Dancing with tears in my eyes
Living out a memory of a love that died
It's five and I'm driving home again
It's hard to believe that it's my last time
The man on the wireless cries again
It's over, it's over
Dancing with tears in my eyes
Weeping for the memory of a life gone by
Dancing with tears in my eyes
Living out a memory of a love that died
It's late and I'm with my love alone
We drink to forget the coming storm
We love to the sound of our favourite song
Over and over
Dancing with tears in my eyes
Living out a memory of a love that died
It's time and we're in each other's arms
It's time but I don't think we really care
Dancing with tears in my eyes
Weeping for the memory of a life gone by
Dancing with tears in my eyes
Weeping for the memory of a life gone by
Dancing with tears in my eyes
by Death Menace February 7, 2023
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Wad Eye

When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.
I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
by Secret Person 2007 February 8, 2023
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eyes doors

the best entity to ever exist, if u think otherwise u r bad
person 1: I hate eyes doors
person 2: I planted 7 pipe bombs in your mailbox xoxo
Person 1: fucking dies
by SapnapSupremacy February 9, 2023
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Psy eye

James had some psy eye and pride about it too. The dumbass doesn't know, that hoe was every and any big tiktok
by Hadeskindabutalsodonnie February 12, 2023
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side eye

Something every Somali says just to be annoying
You: How does it feel to be rich?
Somali: Side eye
by epicgamerbruh1234 February 13, 2023
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Sirachi Eye

When you are using siracha sauce and get it all over your fingers and then touch your eye ball with out washing it off. Your eye then becomes red, swollen, and begins burning like the pits of hell.
Jacob"Juicysnake" wiped his face after using siracha as lube and now he has Sirachi Eye
by Ajslabs February 13, 2023
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