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cum-pressor

A technique of pulling out and then compressing air into a vagina/anus. It takes time and certain skills to perform this act. When done correctly, you can make a partner flatulate on command or perform a Minnesota Log Chute.
Dude, I cum-pressed her until it looked like she had a thirst ass cheek... then she blew, and that's why i got pink eye. Be careful, the cum-pressor is dangerous.
by JT-fo shizzy February 26, 2009
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Cum goblin 1480

When you nut on a woman’s face so much you can’t recognise her
I gave Jenna the cum goblin 1480.
by Nut funny man January 26, 2023
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Cum

yeah, it's just cum, it's milk ,ykw i mean?
by funny cube guy February 26, 2024
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Cumming Snot Rocket

A sexual position where two topping males finish in a lady by cumming in each of her nostrils and allowing her to snot rocket it out. If she snorts it then it's what's call Post-Cum Drip.
Dude me and Clay finished our swinging last night with a cumming snot rocket
by ZonkedPissboy April 30, 2021
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Cum

A nonsensical term for krispy kreme's donut glaze.
Guy: Yo! They put lots of cum on my donut!
Other Guy: Sick dude, I love the taste of cum!
by CumSockLicker September 21, 2023
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Donkey Cum

The substance added to zero-calorie sweeteners to ensure they are not chemically identical to sugar.
Stevia contains glucose and donkey cum
by The XDer July 6, 2021
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Cum Dumpster

Been to your mom last night, she‘s my favorite Cum Dumpster!
by Echsalboss October 4, 2023
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