Cock blocker

1. A guy who decides to get in the way of his best friends relationship with another girl that he's also intresed in.

Boy to girl he's dating: Wow emil is such a cock blocker! He would not leave us alone!!!

by Hippo lander March 23, 2009

office cock

the unsavoury condition of a mans genitals after a long day of inactivity at his desk in the office.

i got home after work last night and my girlfriend was looking so hot that i wanted to go straight at it on the kitchen floor but she wouldn't do anything because i had really bad office cock.

by eoghain clavin February 8, 2009

Cock Flogging

To slap a girl across the face or ass with your cock until she responds.

I was cock flogging that girl hard across the face with my dick until she opened up her mouth to me.
I saw this crazy guy cock flogging the hell out of his girls ass until she had sex with him

by CockFlogger June 23, 2009

rape cock

A penis that is slightly or largely bent due to either using one hand only for masterbation, or trying too hard to get the penis in a hole too small.

"His dick got bent trying to rape that beaver. Serves him right"
"So he's got rape cock?"
"Terribly"

by konnr August 6, 2013

cock squatter

1. A woman who is having an affair with a married man. 2. A woman who dates men only for personal gain.

1. "I just found a picture of the woman my husband's been cheating with and boy is that cock squatter a skank." 2. "Debbie got that promotion only because she's a cock squatter."

by Willis A. April 16, 2008

Cock Dockery

a place to dock ones cock.

This bitch's pussy was literally a 'cock dockery'.

by Brigon7 January 23, 2009

cock wall

1) n. One who directly or indirectly prevents five or more people from obtaining sexual gratification either intentionally or accientally.

2) v. To directly or indirectly prevent five or more people from obtaining sexual gratification, intentionally or otherwise.

1)My roommate is such a cock wall. He broke up the party just when the sorority girls got there.

2) Your mom really cock walled us all when she came home early and stopped the orgy.

by Taub 3 May 4, 2006