Waffle Fart

A waffle fart is something you call someone who is square (boring) and you don't want around you.

I don't want him to come, he's a waffle fart.

by ChrispyJay January 18, 2018

Raw Fart

Raw Fart

When you fart so raw that Gordon Ramsey has to come in the bathroom to bitch-slap you off the toilet and yell “THATS’S SO FOCKING RAW”

Casual person: Ew, that smells like a raw fart
Gordon Ramsey: ITS SO FUCKING RAW

by Alfy Squigglebottoms January 20, 2018

Fart and Dart

The act of coming into a meeting, saying something controversial (and sometimes idiotic) and then leaving with the others to deal with the ramifications of your verbal stink.

Those fuckers from the government; they came in and did a "fart and dart" - and I have to live with the consequences!

by yoSco January 23, 2018

fart in face

The best way to show dominance to those bitches who need to be put down in their place!

Wife: Hubby pls take out the trash
Hubby: But you are so heavy

fart in face

by Petrus / Milbo January 28, 2018

havana farting la

The best fucking song ever. You will die if you hear it.so good

Dude I love that song Havana farting la

by Havana farting la May 3, 2018

fart wrestle

Sex with a women who is prone to queefing.

Me and the wife fart wrestled last night

by TheFartWrestler February 3, 2018

fart

A gas that is released from a persons butt when food is done digesting

"I farted in the bathroom after I ate that huge burger"

by MethaneMan999 February 4, 2018