A person who unconsciously reaches out to touch other people's new piercngs, often without permission. They aren't doing it to be a douche, they just kind of don't realize they're doing it.
Similar to a personal space invader, but only momentarily.
Similar to a personal space invader, but only momentarily.
Me: Man, Sherry was molesting my industrial today. It kind of hurt, actually.
Bud: Yeah, she's a piercing poker.
Bud: Yeah, she's a piercing poker.
by Halers Dee May 31, 2011
Get the piercing poker mug.A disgraced former assistant coach from a major university alleged to have had sexual relations with preteen age boys. (Talk about children at risk.) Not to be confused with the old drinking song The Pennsylvania Polka.
Bring in the young boys and send them to Jer
The Pennsylvania Poker
Pre teen age only and no pubic hair
The Pennsylvania Poker
Horsin' around in the old shower stall
He'll try to penetrate ya
Aint no one who coaches Stranger
Than the Poker from Pennsylvania.
The Pennsylvania Poker
Pre teen age only and no pubic hair
The Pennsylvania Poker
Horsin' around in the old shower stall
He'll try to penetrate ya
Aint no one who coaches Stranger
Than the Poker from Pennsylvania.
by Jellykones69 December 15, 2011
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noun \ˈlä-lə-pə-ˈpō-zər\
Someone other than a music listener who goes to music festivals, like Lollapalooza, simply to look cool and have something to brag about; typically, they don't care about the music, let alone like it.
Someone other than a music listener who goes to music festivals, like Lollapalooza, simply to look cool and have something to brag about; typically, they don't care about the music, let alone like it.
Person 1: So...did you hear? Josh wen-
Person 2: -went to Ozzfest, I know. You know, I know, and everyone at school probably knows. I think he Tweeted it while he was still there.
Person 1: *rolls eyes* Jeez, he's such a lollapa-poser. He's not even that big into music.
Person 2: -went to Ozzfest, I know. You know, I know, and everyone at school probably knows. I think he Tweeted it while he was still there.
Person 1: *rolls eyes* Jeez, he's such a lollapa-poser. He's not even that big into music.
by Jambo_11 August 14, 2012
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Get the Urban Poser mug.One who wakes a sleeping canine by means of poking. Usually it is done because the canine looks too adorable sleeping, or it is done for the short-lived face the canine makes upon waking up.
by Master Comander January 29, 2014
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by TheRealness2015 June 18, 2015
Get the jesse pomeroy mug.1. A person who masturbates in such massive durations, that his genital hairs begin to fall off.
2. A person with a genital hair plucking fetish.
3. Someone who is horny as fuck.
2. A person with a genital hair plucking fetish.
3. Someone who is horny as fuck.
Example 1: "Holy shit, judging by that wad of pubes in that urinal, I think a Pube Plower has been here!"
Example 2: "I just found out that my girlfriend is a Pube Plower in bed. Sex is now a nightmare."
Example 3: "Quit going to strip-houses you fucking Pube Plower."
Example 2: "I just found out that my girlfriend is a Pube Plower in bed. Sex is now a nightmare."
Example 3: "Quit going to strip-houses you fucking Pube Plower."
by Dr. Degenerate October 7, 2016
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