Accidental Flex

When you flex by accident or you didnt mean it.

A: Bro why did you destroyed the dumbells ?
B: Sorry, got massives gains recently, didnt meen to accidental flex.

by Bill_Claymore March 8, 2023

Erlenmeyer Flex

The equivalent of the modern-day term "flex", or as a verb, "flex-ing"; but with the intent of impressing fellow Chemists/Scientists/Students within said realms of academia or even mere hobbyists keeping the waters of "nerd culture" warm for all. One possible example could be a novel proposed synthesis for a specific analogue of an obscure compound -- would be a GigaChad level Erlenmeyer Flex and would almost certainly result in sexual intercourse (wearing the proper PPE, naturally)

The invention of the Erlenmeyer flask is perhaps the strongest Erlenmeyer flex the world has thus far seen - a true Science Sector Chad

by AorticKamikaze March 11, 2023

Scent-flehmening

"Lions, when they are scent- flehmening you, are sniffing you extra extra hard, using what's called their 'vomeronasal organ,' or 'Jacobson's organ,' which is situated in the roof of their mouth. Lions pull their upper lips back hard in what's kown as a "Flehmen grimace," exposing their gums and baring their canine teeth as, open-mouthed, they then search the air around trying to detect the direction of the most concentrated scent of you and your own pheromones. Snakes, too (amongst lots of other animals) have a Jacobson's organ - and the evidence of when it's being used is when their tongues flicker in and out their mouths, testing the air around themselves for prey.

That's it, Mr Grumpy, you keep on scent-flehmening me, lips back and open-mouthed, just like your doing now. Take really really deep sniffs of me! It's me, Mimbi Jones. You know my pheromones. So, why don't you just scarper and leave me to get out this tree, so's I can run back home before Mum wakes up and comes into my room!"

by mimbijones April 29, 2023

Anti-flex

It is when you underestimate something you did, which is really challenging to others as if it was nothing so that you sound like you are modest and don't want to flex, but in reality, you are just flexing implicitly.

-So I forgot the formula during that test, but I derived it quickly by neglecting the value of "such and such" and canceling "term" with "term" to derive the formula in a not-very neat fashion XD, gosh I'm so stupid!
-Bro, stop anti-flexing.

-I was getting bored lately with the Java syntax so I made my own programming language, it is a stupid language tbh.
-ngl that was a good anti-flex.

by primitiveMind May 9, 2023

Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc

That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 10, 2023

diarrhea fleshlight

When your partner has a watery stool sample set to go to the lab and you just can’t let it go without copulating in it.

My girl had the persistent squirts and at the doctor’s request prepared a very loose stool sample for submission to the lab. I couldn’t let it ship without getting a Diarrhea Fleshlight out of it first.

by Avenging Narwhal May 12, 2023

jordan fleenor

A music artist who sometimes releases music and makes tiktok’s.

Have you listened to Jordan Fleenor?

by pleasedontlistentome May 30, 2023