Farting Carrots

What Selena Gomez does in her free time.

"I'm farting Carrots"

by Alauahio March 17, 2023

Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 03, 2023

Will toot fart

A will toot fart is a person/thing that is willing to toot as well fart in any circumstance. A will toot fart comes in many forms, some of which being

- will toot : is willing to let one squeak out but not enough to cause concern

-will fart : is willing to let one rip, don’t be scared. Be proud

- will toot fart : the whole package, you will be left frightened yet overwhelmed with joy.

- will not toot fart : hold it till it’s to late

Eli : "will just blasted me with his poo air"
Evie : "that’s because he’s a will toot fart "
Eli: "tushie"

by Funky smells June 14, 2022

fart shaker

A person who washing someone's underwear. Mostly used to describe men over 18 who still live at home in a parents house.

Dude you need to grow up, your mom is still your fart shaker.

by "MADMAN" December 28, 2020

Torpedo Fart

A fart that propels a turd from the rectum.

Gurrl, I heard someone with some raunchy ass torpedo farts in the shitter earlier.

by Flot July 27, 2015

Cream sickle pussy fart

a drumstick sunk in a mysterious hole done by the sm0ke

That zombie was annoying so I called him/her a cream sickle pussy fart and cracked my beer

by The sm0ke September 11, 2019

Purple glitter fart

its basically a word for a person who likes the color purple, is glittery a lot and drunk a lot and goes on side quests for lore

“Dude did you see her? She’s covered in glitter she HAS to be a purple glitter fart”

by extra_giver13 May 08, 2025