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Waitin' on Joe

We're supposed to start work down on the river today.
And for Joe and me, it's some pretty good pay.
Now, I was countin' on him
To be at the dock by ten.
A week's pay says he's still at home,

'Cause the boy's in his own time zone
I'm a waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a

I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Yeah.
Towboat's a leavin' 'cause it don't care.
What's not on board and who's not there.
Once that whistle blows,
Down the mighty river it rolls.
Man if I could be more like that,
I'd get on with my life and never look back.
Instead of waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a

I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Waitin' on Joe.
And he's in a hurry,
'Cause he's runnin' behind.
Now I'm not one to worry,
But I've got a real bad feeling this time.
Oh, oh, oh, whoa.
'Cause sirens are crying all through this town.
And one old boy said Joe never slowed down.
It was that 12 O'clock train,
So he didn't feel a thing,
Lord, . I believe that my brother's all right,
Still I'm prayin' he'll just give me a sign.
Yeah, I'm a waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a.

I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Waitin' on Joe.
by Death Menace September 12, 2023
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joe

Joe.
Hey, Me and joe are gonna do something, wanna join us?

wait whos joe?

joe mama

2. Me and joe boutta likc some toes, wann join in̈

wait whos joe

joe biden lmao
by biden of joe April 13, 2022
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Joe Mama

Joe M4ma is Joe Swanson's African ancestor, who appeared in "Untitled Griffin Family History". He, like his descendant, is paraplegic, paralyzed from the waist down. In lieu of a wheelchair, he used a wild boar as his method of mobility. His best friends were Nate Griffin and Quagdingo. The three were captured by Cleveland from South Carolina, and brought to the American British colonies, along with Tobi, Ali Williams, and the African ancestors of Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons. It is unknown what became of Joe M4ma following the arrival in the new world. The status of the wild boar is unknown as well. His name is also used in a comedic manner. This joke is funny because "Joe" sounds like "Yo", a shortened street slang version of "Your", not to be confused with "Yo" being used as a slang term to greet a fellow person. Understanding this, we can take it that the name "Joe" is the set-up to the joke, as the person will likely ask for the surname of this "Joe" to distinguish which Joe they are referring to, at which point the response is "Joe M4ma". "M4ma" in this sense is a street slang reference to "Mother", as in: The mother of the person involved. This is funny as, when put together, the person has been told that the "Joe" was in-fact their own mother.
Some1: Do you know Joe?
Another1: No, who's Joe?
Some1: Joe Mama! Lmao Gottem!
by TiagoMama13 July 20, 2020
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Joe

In philly we use joe as when someone is being friendly with people we don't like fuck with
Yo she being joe asf

Damn bro she really joe
by nani. August 15, 2022
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Joe

Joe is meek, reserved in many ways while boldly open and authentic in others. Joe is always up for adventure, deep conversation, transformational connection, and cookies. He’s brilliant in ways you can’t understand, but listen to him speak and ramble and you’ll be pulled close into an unexplainable and exhilarating orbit with him. Be prepared for the most delightful and delicious experiences of your life if you spend time with an incredible Joe. (Note: Not all Joe’s are like this. Most are average, hence the term “average Joe.” But the unicorns are out there, and they want to be ridden like the magical creature they are.)
That’s no average Joe. That Joe is a unicorn. Watch his magic unfold
by Livininavan79 November 21, 2022
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Joe

A big daddy for all the babies. Very sexy man. Also white.
by BigSchlongwilly December 6, 2019
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Dohn Joe Disease

When you have a cold and you blow your nose so much that it starts shredding the skin under your nose to the point of needing a healing cream
Joe: dude I had a cold and blew my nose so much

John: you have Dohn Joe Disease
by Nuk3_ April 21, 2021
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