by George.Johnson June 10, 2022
Get the Fake Friendsmug. by Dallon December 30, 2019
Get the Friendsmug. by Courtcranberry March 1, 2020
Get the Friendsmug. Hell.
It's like not getting the job and the owner calls you everyday saying how bad of a job the guy they hired is doing
It's like not getting the job and the owner calls you everyday saying how bad of a job the guy they hired is doing
me : He f*cking friend zoned me
Friend : I'm sorry :(
Crush : she's so mean to me and never has time for me and always says she's with her friends but then I call her friends and they say "I thought she was with you "
Me: you could always dump her and date me ...
Crush :haha your so funny . That's why we're friends.
Me: Hahaha I know
Me on the inside : I love you why can't you see it you retard and I could treat you better then she can and any guy like you deserve a kind woman but you little retarded fuck can't see it :(
Friend : I'm sorry :(
Crush : she's so mean to me and never has time for me and always says she's with her friends but then I call her friends and they say "I thought she was with you "
Me: you could always dump her and date me ...
Crush :haha your so funny . That's why we're friends.
Me: Hahaha I know
Me on the inside : I love you why can't you see it you retard and I could treat you better then she can and any guy like you deserve a kind woman but you little retarded fuck can't see it :(
by Sarah_e_t_w_ July 20, 2017
Get the Friend zonemug. “dude Jared called me his friend yesterday, can you believe that?”
“Yeah.”
“Why?”
“You both hate each other, that’s level five friendship right there.”
“Yeah.”
“Why?”
“You both hate each other, that’s level five friendship right there.”
by Fauxmaster July 29, 2023
Get the friendmug. Whan you mix marriages with your best friends and have sex with there partners. and you have done it so many times you can't count.
friends of the benidicks
by Stever now August 18, 2016
Get the friends of the benidicksmug. Jizz.
by BougieCat32 July 22, 2025
Get the Spry Friendsmug.