hairy dick

What you get when your mom or dad is a sasquatch or when you have sex with a hairy pussy

Jack-i have a hairy dick
Jim- why
Jack- well my girl friend has a hairy pussy and one thing led to another and now i have a hairy dick.

by Awesomenam December 5, 2014

Dick thong

Taping your dick so far up between your buttcheeks that it is like wearing a thong.

I bet that guy's got his dick thong on tonight.

by Chelsey Ball March 22, 2011

Dumpster dick

Having sex with 2 (or more) females at least 1 hour apart within 24 hours and having not showered

Dave has dumpster Dick after banging those 2 girls last night

by Eldrifto December 10, 2013

Dick Shelf

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?
Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!
Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

by FishHookers February 24, 2008

big dicking it

When you are playing poker and you have the most chips and are able to chip bully. You have the biggest dick in the game, and make sure that everyone else knows it.

I was playing poker with tom and he was totally big dicking it, and the game was no fun.

by mmhmm216+1+65 August 30, 2011

Dick Leash

When a girl is on an imaginary leash of a guy, meaning he has power or control over her in a way that she more or so bends to his whim. The male figure does not have to be a boy friend but just a male who has control. The girl may be under said male's charm, physical attraction, or some other trait that the girl takes interest in. It may also be from black mail or some sort of manipulative control to make said girl bend to their will and do what they please.

Samantha: Hey, did you see the new tron movie?

Ronny: Did I say you could talk, bitch? Speak only when spoken to, fucking bitch
Samantha: Your right :\ I'm sorry.
David: (whispers) Hey luke, is it me or does Ronny seem to have Sam on a total dick leash?

Luke: yeah man i totally agree.

(girl is tying shoes for a friend who asked her to tie his shoes)

Person 1: Well someone seems to be on a pretty tight dick leash.
Public bystanders: (laughing)

by Bferrari24 January 8, 2011

Rip the dick

To Rip The Dick out of something usually applies to cars but could be applied to other things. It means that you push it to its limits, thrash it within a micrometer of its bearing shells.

Hes fair rippin the dick oot o that car by revving it up and then doin a wheelie like that. See tire fryer.

by You've seen this happen! February 28, 2005