Donkey Cum

The substance added to zero-calorie sweeteners to ensure they are not chemically identical to sugar.

Stevia contains glucose and donkey cum

by The XDer July 6, 2021

Cum Quat

Is a semi hardened/dried up accumulation of male sperm.

Is a name used towards a person in a negative light

You can be such a " Cum Quat" at times, you know that?

by RI Red July 31, 2021

Ardy’s cum

The most delicious cum. Kia eats ardy’s cum and ardy eats kia’s cum after his shower

Ardy’s cum tastes like Pepsi cola

by jamespatrickmarchwife March 27, 2021

Drug cum

Drug cum is made when your partner ejaculates, and you insert drugs (cocaine, meth, etc.) into the cum and swallow the cum.

Luke and Amy were having delicious oral sex with each other. Luke kissed Amy on the vagina and cum started leaking from her. Luke went to his drawer and pulled out a bag of cocaine. He poured it into the cum and drank the drug cum.

by Your mother 6969 August 17, 2024

Puss in cum

A man that would do anything for a crumb of that good-good whilst simultaneously being a white knight at the same time.

"Ever since he had that crush on a girl he's become a puss in cum."

by Joynerfan February 1, 2022

Cum-siderate

Being mindful of where/when you ejaculate as not to inconvenience others.

She wanted me to cum on her face and in her hair, but I knew she wouldn't be able to clean herself off before the funeral started, so i decided to be cumsiderate of others.
Cum-siderate.

by Tommy Shenanigans July 1, 2017

cum blade

when someone dries, hardens, and sharpens their cum in the form of a knife or blade

tristan: mike cut his finger off!?
chris: yeah, i think he was using his cum blade

by anonymous January 1, 2022