post-coitis breakfast 

sex and breakfast in the morning

Are you enjoying our post-coitis breakfast? I hungry as shit for some reason.

post-coitis breakfast by nostd3 March 5, 2023

Golden Corral Breakfast 

Food given to us from God’s own breakfast tray.

You ever tried golden corral breakfast?

Golden Corral Breakfast by KiiboBestRobotBoi March 20, 2023

I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.

*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it! by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023

Dog's Breakfast 

When a woman masturbates using peanut butter as lube, allowing her loyal hound to clean up the scrumptious mess

"Fido's been looking a little down recently, perhaps he would enjoy a Dog's Breakfast?"
"Who's a good boy?"
"You seem quite happy this morning, had a dog's breakfast have we?"

Dog's Breakfast by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023

Las Vegas breakfast

Northern California Ravers who have stayed up all night high on whatever. As the sun is coming up, they create a shot glass with their hand, pour some liquor in, and snort the liquor and slap themselves in the eye/face.

It has no real purpose but it provides entertainment.

let’s do a Las Vegas breakfast!

Oh no…I don’t want to but I will of you are.

Las Vegas breakfast by JaxAttAck April 27, 2023

Bed and breakfast 

Oral sex in the morning

Are you going to give your partner bed and breakfast?

Bed and breakfast by H4XOR13 June 6, 2023

key west breakfast

A non-traditional breakfast that includes a cup of coffee and smoking a joint or some other method of ingesting marijuana.

I love to start my Sunday mornings with a delicious, Key West Breakfast.

key west breakfast by Suz Kitten June 18, 2023