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Dick Fishing

Act of laying down in a park,forest, library, or other public location and covering oneself completely with leaves, except one keeps their penis sticking out of the top. Sometimes it is necessary to tie a string to the end of said penis and give it slight tugs for movement in combination with slight noises to arouse curiosity of the prey.
Cameron's favorite past time is dick fishing in the public library's kid section on early out Wednesdays.
by Trogdor5005 November 16, 2011
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Dick Penis

Someone who is such a cock that just calling them a dick, cock or knob just won't do
Why, you my friend are beyond a Dick, your a ruddy dick penis!
by Antony - D March 28, 2008
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dick on a stick

dick on a stick is an exclamation used when one is angered at something. Also can be used with what at the beginning to make an exclamation of surprise.
Dude, i just totally flooded your toilet.
DICK ON A STICK.

I feel like a canary.
What the dick on a stick???
by da doctar October 18, 2008
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Dick Drops

After urination, when a man's bladder and penis assure him that he is done peeing, there's a little extra that comes out as soon as he puts his dick away. Dick drops can range anywhere from a single drop in the undergarments to several drops that fall as far down the pant leg as the knee.
"Dude, I shook like 15 times but I got the dick drops in my khakis, we gotta leave the party."
by n053b133d September 4, 2011
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Dick Slide

Slang for lube.
Dude! You got dick slide all over me!
by Kill Bot 3000 January 18, 2009
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dick present

When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the foreskin, and the dick head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.
Sean sometimes gives himself a dick present while taking a dump.
by Cman February 28, 2006
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hairy dick

What you get when your mom or dad is a sasquatch or when you have sex with a hairy pussy
Jack-i have a hairy dick
Jim- why
Jack- well my girl friend has a hairy pussy and one thing led to another and now i have a hairy dick.
by Awesomenam December 5, 2014
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