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seventy one

A seventy one is a sixty nine with each others thumb up each others ass
Chad and Trent pulled a seventy one last night
by Goof April 10, 2005
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the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...
by royceda20 May 3, 2009
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whack one out

BOSS "Man the sales girls are hot"
SALES MANAGER "Don't whack one out in the office, there are cameras!"
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"Wow that Mischa Bartons so hot I cant look at her without wanting to whack one out"
by invalidrecord June 27, 2009
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squeeze one out

When you attempt to urinate or defecate due to the current convenience of a rest room and knowing that access to one will not be available for a long time there after.
(On a road trip)
"OK, we are making a rest-stop at this gas station. This is your last chance to use a rest room for 300 miles"

"I don't really have to go, but I better squeeze one out while I have the chance'
by kapooch102 December 30, 2011
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true one

Synonymous with wetback, only a stronger term. The true one is generally from a deeper, darker part of Mexico and tends to be greasier than your average illegal.
Yeah, Jorge is a wetback, but his friend Chilango is a fucking true one!
by PuroMVRWSV May 17, 2018
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Come see me on the One

Challenging someone to a one on one fight. No one jumps in, who ever wins, wins and whoever loses, loses...

Originated on the East Coast.. place of origin, Carteret, New Jersey
your at a party and someone is talking shit to your or confronts you about something with his boys around and he wants to fight you say Come See me on the one.

Boy talkin shit- " ey bitch i herd you was tryn to get wit my girl, keep tryin that shit and ima fuck u up"

You- Bitch please if u really wanna get at me then "come see me on the one" unless u a little bitch ass and need 5 of ya boys to come get at me.
by Jmac3 August 13, 2008
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Rub one out

when you just really gotta come, so you make yourself. wether it's via vibe, hand, or any gadjet for that matter
Man, I was so stressed out, I relax after I rub one out
by notafanof100lbs January 16, 2009
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