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Golden Freddy-ing

Verb - the act of sitting slouched on the floor similar to golden freddy from FNAF
"Yeah man! You should've seen how drunk he was last night, he was Golden Freddy-ing next to the toilet for hours!
by worserwinner7 June 20, 2025
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Goldpilled

A philosophy where a man rejects both modern tradcon and modern progressive relationship expectations that place the burden of provision, protection, relationship labour disproportionately on men. Goldpilled men seek reciprocal value be it economic, emotional, or practical from women in relationships. The standard that both parties bring something to the table.

Coined in early 2025 particularly on Twitter/X and men's blogging platforms platforms, the Gold Pill was inspired by pre-gynocentric traditionalist practices like the dowry as a modern interpretation that evolves men's rights thinking beyond the red pill and black pill paradigms. In particular the gold pill rejects the modern focus on romantic love, instead holding up pragmaticism, companionship, reciprocity in it's place.
"Goldpilled means I won’t enter a relationship unless she brings equivalent value. No exceptions."
"She expects gifts, courtship, wealth but brings nothing but showing up? Hard pass. I’m goldpilled."
"Redpill is identification of an asymmetry. It's the problem. Goldpill is how to restore that balance. It's a solution."
by Low key July 6, 2025
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golden bath

peeing inside a vagina during intercourse
by ge116 July 18, 2025
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Golden Screw

a n-word saying freak like he's disrespectful and obese. also his outfits are so choppy I had to make some for him... like hes just eugh
person 1: omg golden screw is such an obese fat cunt with belly rolls larger then drakes cock
person 2: ikr-
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Golden cheese cookie

by GoldenScientist July 22, 2025
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Golden fucking neutral

When you mediate two feelings or actions to achieve a third effect that is greater than the sum of it's parts. For instance, having a coffee and a zyn, or having a shitty monday morning hungover and having a lunchtime beer. Then you get golden fucking neutral.
Christ, that 2cb made me tweak, but the buckfast has got me golden fucking neutral baby.
by Cheekygeezer333 August 6, 2025
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Golden Pokémon

The act of pissing on an expensive Pokémon trading card and then gagging a truck stop hooker with it while you’re “bangin’” her in your 18 wheeler
“Are you freaky? I wanna try the ‘Golden Pokémontonight
by Fart noises August 25, 2025
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