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person1: here you go a tiket

mam_ yayy

mam_ i hit the lato

person1_ no fucking way what the fuck you bitch i was supost to get it i gave you the wrong one sorry this is the one

mam_ bitch what the fuck awww hell naw you can kiss my ass runs

homeless man_ can i have some change

the kid frome a typ poler express_ run bitch run

white cop: mam i need you to step out the car

mam: fuck off

white cop: weewoooweeewoooweeewooo
every day life when you go to the stor to by a ticket
by kokokokooookokokjhubnmlkubjfhg November 21, 2022
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Tomodachi Life

The best game on planet earth. You can make a mii of anyone and have them do whatever you want.
Joe: I don't like Tomodachi Life.
The Castration Doctor: All finished with the procedure Mr Johnson.
by leo123456 February 20, 2024
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Life

If I don't have one then what (exactly) did everyone memorize?
Iam "The funny thing about life is that people seem to be perfectly willing to live a lie if it means that the people they hate ALSO have to live a lie. It's more important for them to have control of what constitutes reality than it is for them to live in truth. And that's the result of trying to imitate the creature."

Hym "Ha! Hey, you hear that? They want to hear about us?"

Iam "Yeah, I saw it. But on another note, you ever notice that whenever we go live we always have exactly 15 views? It's almost like someone with exactly 14 followers is watching us."

Hym "Holy shit! I thought I was crazy but, now that you mention it, yes! I did notice that! Wild! I connected the dots immediately (by the way) but I literally have so many thoughts I don't have enough time in the day to address all of them because I have to leave my house for hours at a time so that I can eat."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
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Life

The short period between partying and total oblivion.
Life

Live it the best way you can and revel in 𝐿𝒾𝒻𝑒 and its wonder.
by l3g3ci August 7, 2021
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Life

The constant and everpresent urge to Jahmamborate yourself
Bro 1: Help bro, lifes acting up again
Bro 2: Damn bro that sucks
Bro 1: *fucking dies*
by Juddy1972 December 16, 2020
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life history theory

This theory refers to the idea exposure to an unpredictable, impoverished environment as a kid leads to faster development whereas children who grow up in a stable environment with more resources tend to have a slower developmental course.
According to the life history theory, families with more means often have more anticipation of years of schooling and career before one necessarily has to “grow up”—there’s plenty of time for that later.
by Emotional Cruiser October 23, 2025
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