John Blackenroe

Cursing, spitting, foul-mouthed tennis star Nick Kyrgios, who reminds of his white predecessor, John McEnroe

-What’s up with this guy Nick Kyrgios? Why’s he so mad all the time?

-Brah, what do you expect? He’s John Blackenroe!

by Nrogers September 4, 2022

John

Monkey

Oh John? Yeah he's a monkey

by MONEY BOY JON March 21, 2025

John

John is a mystery of a man, a man of few words, a man who will cut anyone who fucks with his circle. He is adept with his hands, and loves his woman fiercely. John makes sure things are done right, and takes pains to correct the wrongs. He is fun, hot, sensitive and sexy. John is a man every other dude should aspire to be.

John makes his lady feel like she is his, he works hard to explain why they are forever.

by GeminEye Visionary November 20, 2022

John

Bootyhole licker

Johns a bootyhole licker lol

by Mymomsdeadlol February 14, 2022

Chucking a John

to vomit all over someone's furniture multiple times due to an excess of alcohol.

Bro, he's had like nothing to drink and he's chucking a john all over my shit!

by mulz n sambo October 16, 2010

John

A pure God Excepted by the Mexicans who typically worships himself

What is that guy doing at that temple
Oh that’s the temple of John
Wait that’s John

by fruit tea April 5, 2022

John Backflip

One story claims that John Backflip performed the first backflip in 1316 in medieval Europe. However Backflip was eventually exiled after his rival, William Front Flip, convinced the public that Backflip was using witchcraft.

Person 1: dude who did the first backflip?

Person 2: it got to be none other than John Backflip!!

by Fortnitebawlz July 11, 2024