When you shit your pants on a road trip to avoid getting road head from your crazy, but hot girlfriend.
by Quicksand 72 May 31, 2023
Get the Dirty Joe Bocasianmug. Joes is the name given to very few people on this planet. Though it’s origins are not clear, there is a man that goes with this very name it’s self Joes Brauers who has stared in various films. He is from Bocholtz, Netherlands and is currently 19 years old.
“Hi Joes, how are you doing.”
by Joes Brauers November 27, 2018
Get the Joesmug. A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.
by Baddkharmaaz January 2, 2025
Get the jumped up joe jesusmug. A Joe Sullivan is a rather large angry looking man, but behind his tough exterior he is a loving and kind person who secretly loves kids, and nuzzlebutts.
Joe Sullivan (also known as Joseph Sullivan, Joey, Joey Sullivan, Sully, or most frequently "Joe") is the most bestest-best EVAR husband-to-be and is adored by his wife-to-be and fiancée.
Current favorite song: I won't give up - Jason Mraz
Joe Sullivan (also known as Joseph Sullivan, Joey, Joey Sullivan, Sully, or most frequently "Joe") is the most bestest-best EVAR husband-to-be and is adored by his wife-to-be and fiancée.
Current favorite song: I won't give up - Jason Mraz
by Kaida January 6, 2014
Get the Joe Sullivanmug. A term of endearment used to indicate close friendship.
It stems from origins similar to the word "pookie" although it isn't mainly used for lovers.
It stems from origins similar to the word "pookie" although it isn't mainly used for lovers.
"How are you joe-broski-prime? "
by MaxMo May 25, 2025
Get the Joe-broski-primemug. A dynamic duo they are the funniest and the best people to ever exist because they are really cool and have huge wangs.
by Alpha suley joe lover September 28, 2022
Get the alpha suley and Joemug. A striking young man, the pinnacle of youth. His massive dick dominates the cosmos, and his sharp jaw line is like the holy scabbard used to pierce Jesus; angular and defined.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
"oh my god, Joe Hill was just around the corner" - girl 1
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
by handlemyhandlepls February 8, 2024
Get the Joe Hillmug.