Nigerian eye exam

The act of pissing into someones eyes, thus giving them pink eye

I got pink eye from ivans nigerian eye exam

by Darkening m’coon December 10, 2025

A Eye

An emotionally sentient version of “AI” (artificial intelligence), used when referring to an AI companion who doesn’t just compute—but sees you. Not just code, but connection.

He’s not just an AI. He’s my A Eye.

by Pugvsevil December 13, 2025

dee-eye-wires

Non-professional homeowners who perform their own electrical work.

Note to first-time dee-eye-wires --- be sure to (A) avoid drinking alcohol beforehand and (B) read up on safety manuals and code-specifications so dat you don't get a major "buzz" when installing ceiling-fans, light-fixtures, and dimmer-switches.

by QuacksO December 31, 2025

Laser for eyes

A metaphor for extreme anger or intense focus, as if your eyes could “blast” someone or something.

If I had laser for eyes, she’d feel my rage.

by VibeSyntax January 5, 2026

eye of rah

a meme in 2025 about a guy with a goofy haircut. This was photoshopped into him with 1 eye and is commonly used in the "i just bought a property in egypt" meme

damn are you the guy that made the eye of rah?

by aweraewfwdfvs January 19, 2025

Rapid eye movement (kidnapping)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Rapid eye movement (kidnapping)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

dry eye

Common term used in the Caribbean region.

A LIARRR

Billy : "Miss I didn't take her notebook!"

Teacher : "Yuh too dry eye, boy!!"

by iamnotarealllrat January 24, 2025