off da spindle

"the freshest," "the hottest"

Son, those new kicks are off da spindle, G!!

by hizzihotboy July 16, 2003

Sub-Off

Term used to describe a man (typically overweight) who finds pleasure when masturbating with a delicious subway submarine sandwich around their shaft.

Mike couldn’t wait to get home from work and Sub-Off to pictures of Jared.

In Mike’s fantasy, he imagines Jared subbing him off with meatball marinara on wheat, lettuce, tomato, and Swiss cheese; all while he eventually produces the mayonnaise.

by Subway Potts April 13, 2011

bumming off

A word to confuse your Mom !

Mom your bumming off "So & So "

by MommyH August 15, 2015

off task

1.when your at school and you cant be fricking bothered doing any work what so ever.
2. being at uni and watching porn.
3. dont care, im probally off task right now.

students: look at us we're off task
teacher: get on task or you'll get expelled
Students: gee momma calm that farm.

by xtrakrispypie July 18, 2017

Get off

To kiss someone with a lot of tongue involved, also known as necking on

Boyfriend: I want to get off with you

Girlfriend: Ok

by KermitdaFrog✌✌ May 16, 2016

Off The Hither

as in to be great excellect pimp tight if you will to be some crazy shit
im not to sure i think i heard anthrax say on the bevis and butthead expericnce

dude those olsen twins are off the hither

by M D To The MutherFuckin MC December 19, 2004

off-sight meeting

A meeting that has no real purpose or clear direction.

However, breakfast is usually served, therefore it is still beneficial that you attend.

"Hey our boss has been talking for a while, but does any of it really matter?"

"Nah, this is an off-sight meeting."

"Ah, well at least these scones are delicious."

by onetimeforall August 28, 2009