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Balls Free

That moment when your kids leave for the weekend and you take off your drawers so can be naked. A euphoric feeling as though you have been standing up your whole life and you finally sat down.
"It's so liberating to be balls free"
"So there I was... Balls free"
" It has been a long week, kids are off to grannys and I can be balls free!!"
"My girlfriend walked in and I was naked on the couch. To which my reply was, what? Im balls free"
by Slutnboots May 27, 2019
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balls-to-ass

To be busy. As in if a line of men represented the activities, the men would be balls to ass
I don't even have time for a blow-job this weekend my schedule is so balls-to-ass.
by detroitsuperstar October 18, 2013
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Mosh Ball

Mosh ball is a simple game of fetch made hardcore as people must punch, kick, push, and generally get violent to get the ball in order to win. It was invented as a way for ghetto kids who liked to fight to be friendly in something, but the schools they attended didn't afford or didn't let them into their sports.

Rules:

1.No crotch Shots.

2.No weapons.
3.(Only in a less hardcore version) No hitting in the face.

4.One person, the pitcher, who can be any person, or usually the lead singer if being played at a concert, tosses the ball into the pit.

5.The people in the pit, the area where the ball is thrown, fight to get the ball and toss it back to the pitcher.

6.Getting the ball back to the pitcher 3 times means you win. If being played outside, then that person becomes pitcher.

7. Interceptions and stealing the ball are allowed, but no knocking out in order to get the ball.

Recommendation: Use a tennis ball, its bounce and such makes it perfect for the game.
Singer: Who wants to play mosh ball?
*throws ball into crowd*

Pitcher:MOSH BALL

*throws ball*

Pit: FUCK YEAH!
by carneyman17 August 5, 2010
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hair balls

A general term for untrained people willing to cut their own hair without regard for the outcome.
Barb got tired of her bangs being so long so she trimmed them in the mirror with a disposable razor. She's got hair balls!
by IowagirlBAM November 1, 2009
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dorito balls

when someone drags their nuts cross nacho Dorito chips and then proceeds to dip it in someones mouth.
My buddy Mello gave me Dorito balls lasytnight
by Dorito Balls June 23, 2017
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brass balls

Bits of a brass monkey. Often found lying around on the coldest day of the year.
by max August 9, 2004
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balls to the wall

1.a song by accept a german band pretty good song if you're into the lead singers voice 2.go to the FUCKING limit
1.You gotta get your balls to the wall man! Yo! i'm going balls to the wall with Kathy tonight really balls to the wall.
by jon con September 5, 2008
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