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No Nut November

No Nut November (a challenge that had started in November 2011) is the worst time for anyman and woman to experience during November. Within the challenge, you have to go throughout the whole month without ejaculating or else you fail and are declared a "loser" to everyone ever.
Bob: Man No Nut November sucks.
Joe: Yeah man, good thing I let it out yesterday!
Bob:...Joe, November started two days ago, you fucking loser.
by hibuds November 6, 2023
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Nut kicking game

To go back to a behavior that it's known to cause pain , over and over again.
Dating this guy is a nut kicking game
by Urbancase June 14, 2018
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nut umami

In a can of mixed nuts, it is only the pecans that possess a peculiar earthy flavor that is the essence of pure nuttiness. That essence, that is even more pronounced in the hickory nut, is that under-flavor that is nut umami, which can also be measured in intensity. Walnuts, especially black walnuts, have a more bitter drying flavor, that is at the bitter end of the nut umami spectrum, whereas the pecan and hickory are in the balanced and more centered warm spot on the nut umami scale.
Those roasted pecans exude the most wonderful nut umami.
by anonymous December 17, 2020
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Nut job

When you jerk someone off and slap another guy in the face with their cum.
That girl at the party gave a great nut job. You should have seen her boyfriends face.
by bkitch37 October 6, 2016
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No nut November

*Does IT in class*
Friend-BRO YOU CAN’T DO THAT ITS NO NUT NOVEMBER
by Jackson prock November 17, 2019
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Beer nuts

When you are driving and drinking a beer and the beer spills out of the can and onto your nuts.
Hey babe, when I went down on you to give you head, I noticed your nuts smell like beer and the hair on your nuts is soaking wet. Yeah, I got beer nuts while driving---ENJOY!
by Skankeroni September 17, 2025
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Captain nut

It describes the situation when a guy is nutting to fast
« Oh James wtf ! You nut too fast ! You’re a real captain nut !
by Jimibadussy June 26, 2021
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