Your Mom

The coolest, hottest, sexiest mf alive.

Wow look! It’s your mom! She’s hot.

by Yourlocalmother January 22, 2022

Ur mom

Trying to get you mad 🤦🏽 ♀️

Cc: why are you so annoying ?
Me: because ur mom is annoying

by Hwyyyyyuwu January 22, 2022

Ur Mom

a very fat person who is your mother or a guardian

Ur Mom is soo fucking fat like way too fat she is dying

by The other smart boi December 6, 2021

Dion's Mom

a old worn out hag with a massive coochie to fit all your friends.

i just slept with dion's mom and i got AIDS

by mom fucker 69 December 6, 2021

post a pic of you and your mom

Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!

Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!

by inspiring._.tells December 6, 2021

Ur Mom

is hot

Under the sheets unda the sheets me and ur mother making your brother
Ur mom

by raethegae December 7, 2021

Your mom

Some one that is hot and was in my bed last night

Person: where were you last night
You: With your mom.

by anonymous December 7, 2021