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mom

by lmop March 26, 2024
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Your mom

a hot sexy beautiful amazing powerful seductive woman
"Is that YOUR MOM?? omg she is so hot I wanna 69 her"
by taesrealwife🤨 November 23, 2021
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Best mom ever

Someone (mom) who can be described as “the best mom ever” is someone who is kind, thoughtful, has a big heart and can cheer up your day. These types of moms don’t come alway but if you have one you are lucky!
Me: “My mom is the best mom ever!”
by anonymous May 10, 2025
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Mom-Dad

(n.)- A friend who is both the mom and dad of the friend group; someone who resembles both motherly and fatherly like features
The Mom-Dad loved football and made sure her friends still had a good time.

DS: Hey Lola?
Lola: Yeah?
DS: Are you the Mom friend of the group?
Lola: No, I’m the Mom-Dad friend of the group, Football!!!
by DSsquared2 September 20, 2021
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mom

“mom😏”-sangwoo
by oyaoyaoya October 16, 2020
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Your mom

The most creative, funniest insult ever. Sure to annoy and perturb someone to the point of not even being able to keep on listening to you. Bystanders are sure to laugh at your hysterical victim. An epic pwn.
Milo: Your mom's so fat I can't e-

Hoffman: Okay, okay, I get it. Shut up, you prick!
by SqueezyPeasy March 25, 2025
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Soccer mom

Soccer moms are usually wearing sweaters and have long hair. If they arent hunting for after school activities to ruin her children's afternoon, she is screaming at a poor gamespot empoloyee for giving her kids a copy of gta. They think their kids are angels, and tries to keep them innocent, and by that i mean she doesnt let them watch tv at night, play video games or go on the internet because its "Full of porn and porn is bad". And to top that, she makes "healthy food" that should be something like a homemade soup or some toast, but is actually a fucking disqusting version of a big mac which is actually EVEN MORE UNHEALTHY. Dont try to drive away cause they will get your car destroyed and they will complain for a scratch
Soccer moms have a tendency to act like spoiled teenagers, because thats where their hopes and dreams died
by Densest August 4, 2017
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