Kidcentric

A syndrome wherein a person only talks about what their kids do, say, etc. Such individuals are under the false impression that everyone else cares.

Jeez he is so kidcentric! He just won't shut up about his kids. I feel like I am raising them myself!

Kidcentric by birdog98765 August 6, 2010

Kidification

The ability of children to leave behind signs of their presence wherever they go...leaving fingerprints on all surfaces, ruining the paint job on walls and cars, destroying carpeting, dropping clothes wherever (except where they belong), and having their toys strewn about everywhere.

When you ride in my car, don't leave any kidification behind!

Please remove your kidification from the livingroom and kitchen.

Parents live with kidification until the children go off to college or move out. We are a patient bunch.

Kidification by pm 360 December 30, 2010

Kidmaniac 

A fan of Nicole Kidman. Somebody who sees all of her work and considers her to be one of the greatest actors of all time. Akin to a "Twihard".

John is a kidmaniac, he's seen all of her movies and thinks she should have won at least three Oscars by now.

Kidmaniac by stalepopcornau November 7, 2012

kidophile 

A high schooler who enjoys texting and talking to middle schoolers. Not necessarily a pedophile but enjoys interacting with younger teenagers.

Guy 1: "You're in 10th grade, and how old is your girlfriend?"
Guy 2: "13."
Guy 1: "Dude, you're such a kidophile."

kidophile by Jessycanda November 4, 2013

kidhead 

Man-child. Has a big body and an abnormally small head.

Chaz McWilliams is a kidhead.

kidhead by ASAPDesperado January 15, 2016

kidtrol 

When a parent uses a parental control app to block all your mobile phone apps

If I hear that Snapchat ding one more time I'm gonna kidtrol that phone

kidtrol by Steveroo October 14, 2016

kidgering 

Being spoken to in a monotonous and condescending tone buy a man who is far past retirement age, usually about a long past issue and who is could have easily been solved if they were there at the time.

Damn, I had a full on kidgering earlier. He just kept on finding more words to say!

kidgering by 2bad2pac May 20, 2016