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The Riley Effect

The sore, aching feeling you get in your chest upon seeing any sad piece of Riley's artwork or writing.
"Did you see that new art Riley posted on Tumblr?"
"Ugh, yeah, it gave me the Riley Effect for like, two hours."
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Scooter effect

the condition in a which a person or persons drink alcohol to the point of passing out. Occasionlly they wake up with 'party paintings' all over the body.
After the 19th beer the scooter effect pulled John into a deep slumber in which Jack and Dionne drew pictures all over his body.
by Jason March 8, 2004
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captain effect

Similar to the cheerleader effect, the captain effect occurs when everyone in the group, male or female, is agreeably unattractive, EXCEPT for one individual. That individual is deemed the captain because he or she commands the outer attention of the group, AND is undoubtedly the best looking of the bunch. However, without his or her crew the captain is nothing.

Ex. If you have 4 girls in a group and all of them are the same, except 1 girl is noticeably taller and slimmer, who do you sleep with?

a. 1 of the 3. You have better chances.
b. The 1 exception. She's the captain.
c. All of the above. "The whole is greater than the sum of its parts." –Aristotle
d. None of the above. You've got a computer at home.

"A captain without his crew plays with his ship, alone, by himself, in the middle of the sea, where plenty of fish do NOT exist."
–Creeper at the bar
Bro 1: You see that girl?
Bro 2: Which one? They're all ugly.
Bro 1: The good-looking one.
Bro 2: She only looks good because everyone else is way uglier than her. It's the captain effect.
Bro 1: Well, I'd still do her.
Bro 2: Well, that's because you have beer goggles.
by Burt M. September 6, 2017
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Umpa-Effect

An affect that occurs whenever Umpa is nearby, giving you the ability to overperform.
"Holyshit, they are not that good. Must be the Umpa-Effect"
by UmpaPumpa May 13, 2022
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aka effect

When a girl has joined a sorority and immediately starts acting as if she is better than everybody else and sort of like an asshole more than a woman of class.
I can't believe the aka effect has already gotten to Kira, she used to be so nice.
by therealdeal.com13 June 5, 2016
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The Kris-Ted Effect

When two handsome, polite guys go out for a nice time, and rather than objectify women and demonstrate toxic masculinity to the entire bar, they make friends and get free drinks.
I had such a great time at Mario’s, and because of the Kris-Ted effect, I didn’t spend a dollar!
by Kj7770 November 17, 2023
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The Charles Effect

The Charles effect is named after F1 driver Charles Leclerc and it’s when a driver wears a bandana around there head.
Daniel Riccardo-“ Lando’s wearing a bandana!”
George Russell-“Ah it’s the Charles effect!”
by Chloe_leannexx January 11, 2022
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