Double sided floople sludge 

The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.

Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”

Double sided floople sludge by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 2, 2023

Double Patriotism

When you are so patriotic that your patriotism isn't limited to one country. The haters will call it "dual loyalty" but they just don't get it.

The war in Iraq was such an inspiring example of double patriotism! George Bush spending $1 trillion dollars of taxpayer money to fight Israel's war shows that he loves Israel just as much as America! Being patriotic for 2 countries at once? That's twice the patriotism!!!

Double Patriotism by shortbus_hitchhiker October 7, 2023

Double Doubles 

Term used to as an acronym for cocaine.

Wanna do some double doubles?

Double Doubles by teninchinverteddick October 9, 2023

Double Sha Boing Boing 

When you take one of those long sausages and use it to make two sha boing boings, one on each end.

I had a Double Sha Boing Boing for lunch today because I was extra hungry.

Double Sha Boing Boing by ShiBoingBoing October 12, 2023

Double Dirty Max 

When you love putting goldfish up your ass and digesting them that way (the goldfish crackers)

mom: oh max your at it again…
max: hey mom. do you want to do the double dirty max with me?

Double Dirty Max by Lucario78854 October 13, 2023

double sprinkle shot

DOUBLE SPRINKLE SHOT is when a girl or guy is getting anal fucked, when they think you are about to ejaculate, you fill it up with piss really quickly. 😁😂😂🚿

Have you just pissed in my ass!!

Yeah it's called the Double Sprinkle Shot!!

double sprinkle shot by AdamLee-XXX October 16, 2023

Double click 

Does that even exist anymore?

We'll make it so you have to Double click on a hyperlink!

Double click by Enter pen name here. October 19, 2023