by Cumagain December 24, 2019

That weird shit you see when you shut your eyes for a long time or you press your hands against your eyes
John: "Oh Shit dude dont do acid"
Tom: "Why the fuck not this tab was expensive"
John: "Ill teach you how to get the "Eye Wallpapers"
Tom: "Fuck off" *swallows acid"
Tom: "Why the fuck not this tab was expensive"
John: "Ill teach you how to get the "Eye Wallpapers"
Tom: "Fuck off" *swallows acid"
by gangrate August 13, 2015

Eye Candy As Gurl That Looks Soo Pretty That When You See ‘Em You Can Never Ever Take Ya Eyes Off From Starin’ At ‘Em Like A Kid At A Candy Shop Starin’ At Candy Really Admire ‘Cause Kids Really Like Candy. #EyeCandyAptlyDefined
“Eye Candy As Ever Da Typa Or Kinda Bishes Gettin’ Wooed As Boo & Gettin’ ‘Em Boned.” - Da Goonie, Erstreet Harlem aka Harlem, Flea, & Kiery Weiry.
by Hzr April 21, 2021

by Matthew Cosgrove Esquire December 16, 2008

by totally not a alien May 10, 2024

When your girlfriend threatens to fart in your face while your asleep. So, you sleep with one eye open, while doing so, the woman's poop particles enters your eye, giving the man pink eye.
by RedHeadedMilf March 29, 2021

by Josh "Dufflebag" Spiderpig March 31, 2009
