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One-eye-willy

A one eye willy is when you find a one eyed female companion and, ask her to take out her glass eye. Then bust in the vacant eye socket. Then the cum comes out making it look like she is crying.
by Lil Nut God October 4, 2017
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Eyeful Tower

An incredibly tall ... and monumental ... penis that compels its visitors to cum visit it over and over again at first sight.
She couldn't afford to travel to France, but her boy toy's Eyeful Tower always made her scream "Oui!"
by Arnie Grape December 25, 2022
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Badr the thiccest vs no eye man

A giant-butted man, vs. A stick figure with a plump butt!
Badr the thiccest vs No Eye Man! Who would win! LET'S GO!
The battle starts with Badr farting a big one, blowing away No Eye Man. No Eye Man gains butt power, his butt inflates, and then unleashes the Butt Blast! Badr loses 50% health, but then something BIG happens... Badr makes No Eye Man lose 45% health by using his superpower, the Butt Special! But then No Eye Man has a superpower too... No Eye Man's anus starts to glow blue, then something unexpected happens... His butt starts to glow too, then... PPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! HE UNLEASHES THE BUTT LASER! Badr loses 100% health! Then Badr explodes, blood flying everywhere. NO EYE MAN WINS!!!!!
by Bluetext6572 August 22, 2024
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the high-eye

Adj. --an unfortunate facial asymetry resulting in one eye (usually the left eye) being located at a greater vertical distance from the chin than its counterpart, simultaneously reducing overall facial attractiveness and increasing the individual's visual creepiness.
1. The only other place I've seen the high-eye that bad is on Shannon Doherty. It's a good thing you're such a nice person.

2. I saw this chick with a smoking body and went to talk to her...it was awful; she had a terminal case of the high-eye.
by Sil Carbide October 22, 2012
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Heart Eyes

Person 1:Have you seen that girl in hentai with those heart eyes?
Person 2: epic
by Mitlander February 15, 2020
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Fish eyes

Eyes that crinkle up when the person smiles
Jarod has fish eyes when he smiles
by PhoenixGal234 June 29, 2022
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