Noodle Eyes

When a fine girl’s eyes sting as if she got hot noodle water in her eyes.

“Bae I think I have noodle eyes!!”

by DonTheSauceGod July 17, 2022

Elephant eyes

The scars of male injection drug users who shoot up into their groin

My veins be all gone due to shooting them damn pills, now I got the elephant eyes

by Dr Merkin May 25, 2015

Brown Eye Golden Dragon

(Phrase): When someone Chunder Dragons while simultaneously giving a Golden Shower and a Cleveland Steamer.

“Damn, me and Stacy got wild last night and I attempted the rare Brown Eye Golden Dragon on her.”

by Biganimedaddy November 27, 2023

eye gwap

A watery or thin mucous discharge from the eyes. The crust that collects at the corners of your eyes when you sleep.

Look at that huge wad of eye gwap on your dogs eye.

by lagniappe December 17, 2010

Champagne Eyes

The type of eyes you can get lost in. Not necessarily light in color but have the look of being lit from within . They can make you feel giddy & light headed like the fizzy drink they’re named after.

“Farmer John, I’m in love with your daughter- the one with the champagne eyes.”

by Mister. Eee December 27, 2023

Spider Eyes

The resulting prolific amount of bubbles that occur after a particularly large piss into a toilet.

"Man, I just pissed like Ogre from Revenge of the nerds"
"making some spider eyes in there, eh?"

by Alf Porn April 12, 2024

Brown-eye points

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.

The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.

Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.

Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.

by tbelphegor November 3, 2011