John macena

John Macena: the comic relief, a loyal friend, a ver exaggerated individual, sensitive, but don’t get on his bad side he will hold a grudge against you till the day he dies. Not very well hung but makes up for it with everything else.
I love John Macena but just wish he was deeper
by MLMFU September 10, 2022
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John

A pure God Excepted by the Mexicans who typically worships himself
What is that guy doing at that temple
Oh that’s the temple of John
Wait that’s John
by fruit tea April 5, 2022
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John

John is a mystery of a man, a man of few words, a man who will cut anyone who fucks with his circle. He is adept with his hands, and loves his woman fiercely. John makes sure things are done right, and takes pains to correct the wrongs. He is fun, hot, sensitive and sexy. John is a man every other dude should aspire to be.
John makes his lady feel like she is his, he works hard to explain why they are forever.
by GeminEye Visionary November 20, 2022
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John Backflip

One story claims that John Backflip performed the first backflip in 1316 in medieval Europe. However Backflip was eventually exiled after his rival, William Front Flip, convinced the public that Backflip was using witchcraft.
Person 1: dude who did the first backflip?

Person 2: it got to be none other than John Backflip!!
by Fortnitebawlz July 11, 2024
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Mexican John

A racial derogatory term used to describe someone who is Mexican or Mexican descent. It has been used since the 40s ever since the Mexicans came over as a minority to seek for jobs to make money. John in spanish is Juan but white people use Mexican John instead.
Guy 1: I notice there is a new Mexican John across the street.

Guy 2: Don't worry he actually seems nice.
by Dragónverde December 1, 2018
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John

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Chucking a John

to vomit all over someone's furniture multiple times due to an excess of alcohol.
Bro, he's had like nothing to drink and he's chucking a john all over my shit!
by mulz n sambo October 16, 2010
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